You’re Divorced Bitch CardA rude greetings card with “You’re Divorced. Thank Fuck For That, That Bitch Was Crazy” printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The…

You’re Divorced Dick CardA rude greetings card with “You’re Divorced. Thank Fuck For That, That Dick Was Crazy” printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The…

Tradition Dictates CardnA novelty greetings card with “Tradition Dictates That I Give You A Card On This Day” printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.nThe…

Remembered You’re A Cunt CardA rude greetings card with “I Was Going To Get You A Really Nice Card, But Then I Remembered You’re A Cunt” printed on the front. This rude greetings card is…

Losing My Shit CardnA rude greetings card with “I’m This Close To Losing My Shit” printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.nThe inside is blank…

Lighten The Fuck Up CardnA rude greetings card with “Lighten The Fuck Up” printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.nThe inside is blank for you…

Intelligent Classy Dad CardnA rude greetings card with “I’m An Intelligent Classy Well Educated Dad Who Says … A Lot” and your choice of either cunt or fuck printed on the front. This rude greetings…

Hope Your Birthday Isn’t Shit CardnA rude greetings card with “Hope Your Birthday Isn’t Shit” printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.nThe inside is blank…

Hey Siri CardA rude greetings card with “Hey Siri. Send A Card To The Biiggest Cunt I Know” printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The…

Hey Siri Occasions CardnFor those that are too lazy to spend time perusing the card aisle and rely on “Siri”, this card is just perfect for you to send. Choose you occasion and add a…